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You hope that she got hit by a bus or something, but odds are, she was just turned off by your approach.

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You know what else is a Crimea? I just wish there was more I could do, ya know? Do you like making out?

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If not, I could seductively come up behind you and teach you. I like being big spoon.

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Says it covers my dependents too. Any interest in filling that opening? For example, how have we never gone on a date?

And if so, do you think your clone would be down for a threesome? Bring it up to her casually. It was for The Lion King.

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They added a hunchback just for me. Anyway, how are you?

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Been playing with my nephew and his new puppy in a flower patch all day while helping to feed the homeless. I pretty much love and respect all women.

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“Opening lines, like first impressions, are really important messaging has written a funny profile, try to mimic that style of humour in your line.

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